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This page is silly. It should not be taken seriously at all, let alone as any sort of authority on any subject matter. The article below is not canon, and is to be considered separate from the rest of the database.
 
BILLY MAYS WAS HERE INTRODUCING A NEW PRODUCT CALLED PARAHUMANS. FORGET MAGIC, FORGET TECHNOLOGY, FORGET RED MATTER. PARAHUMANS ARE TOUGH WITHOUT 'EM!



RED MATTER? IT DOESN'T MATTER!

ALL YOU NEED IS A TYPE-III HUMAN TO GET THE JOB DONE. BILLY MAYS MADE HIS DEBUT WITH THE SUPERNATURAL ABILITIES OF HIS SONIC BOOMING VOICE AND HIS PSYHIC INFLUENCE ON TV VIEWERS, WHICH MADE THEM BUY PRODUCTS AS SEEN ON TV.

WATCH THE POWERFUL SUPERHUMAN ACTION.

NOW THAT'S THE POWER OF THIS PARAHUMAN.

HISTORY Edit

BILLY MAYS WAS BORN IN $19.58 WITH SEPARATE SHIPPING AND HANDLING.

BUT IT GETS EVEN BETTER.

POWERS AND ABILITIES Edit

HERE'S HOW IT WORKS (actual lines from infomercials)

PERSONALITY Edit

HE WAS A HUNDRED DOLLAR VALUE BUT WE GOT HIM FREE.