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Repair sticks are a versatile tool in the arsenal of any soldier, secret agent, metahuman, terrorist, or any Human with a flat car tire.
Contact with a Human often results in an epidural hematoma.
Its shiny and reflective metal surface often attracts Humans and especially furriesanthro-feralis with short attention spans. It can also be used on them in a permanent attempt to fix said short attention span but application is often either ineffective or fatal.
Despite these abilities they cannot fix cripples, but are quite good at creating them.